Classic comedy series Only Fools and Horses Cushti, Cushti Lovely Jabbly You Plonker Rodney Mange Tout This time next year we'll be millionaires He who dares Audio Steptoe and Son Oh Harold - I didn't mean it Harold You dirty old man Audio Fawlty Towers Don't mention the war Sybil Oh Manuel - he's from Barcelona I know nothing You can see the sea from here Colonel; its over there somewhere between the land and the sea Audio It Ain't Half Hot Mum Hello My Lovely Boy Shut up Lofty Whispering Grass Move Yourselves This is the Concert Party Audio Dad's Army Don't tell him your name Pike Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring They don't like it up em sir You stupid Boy Pike Audio Rising Damp Oh Yes Miss Jones Your a woman of great refinement Miss Jones You have an hour glass figure Miss Jones Audio Hi De Hi Hello Campers Hello Peggy Tonight in the Hawaiian Ballroom Hi Di Ho Audio 'Allo 'Allo! Simple plans are always the best I shall say this only once Good Moaning - I was pissing by the door when I heard two shots Audio More comedy favourites Top Cat The indisputable leader of his gang - Top Cat Audio Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog There's only one gift you should accept on your first date and thats diamonds. Audio Top Cat and Officer Dibble Audio On the Buses I hate you Butler Audio Till Death Us Do Part You silly moo I can bloody read Audio One Foot in the Grave I DON'T BELIEVE IT Audio Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Roo Boo - I'm smarter than the average bear. Audio The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin I didn't get where I am today CJ by playing tennis with a cricket bat Audio Mrs Brown's Boys I've just bought a pair of running shoes Audio Gavin and Stacey missed the gym again today that's 10 years in a row Oh what's occurring I know I feel it Audio Looney Tunes Eh what's up Doc Beep Beep Audio
Only Fools and Horses Cushti, Cushti Lovely Jabbly You Plonker Rodney Mange Tout This time next year we'll be millionaires He who dares Audio
Fawlty Towers Don't mention the war Sybil Oh Manuel - he's from Barcelona I know nothing You can see the sea from here Colonel; its over there somewhere between the land and the sea Audio
It Ain't Half Hot Mum Hello My Lovely Boy Shut up Lofty Whispering Grass Move Yourselves This is the Concert Party Audio
Dad's Army Don't tell him your name Pike Don't panic Capt. Mainwaring They don't like it up em sir You stupid Boy Pike Audio
Rising Damp Oh Yes Miss Jones Your a woman of great refinement Miss Jones You have an hour glass figure Miss Jones Audio
'Allo 'Allo! Simple plans are always the best I shall say this only once Good Moaning - I was pissing by the door when I heard two shots Audio
Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog There's only one gift you should accept on your first date and thats diamonds. Audio
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin I didn't get where I am today CJ by playing tennis with a cricket bat Audio
Gavin and Stacey missed the gym again today that's 10 years in a row Oh what's occurring I know I feel it Audio
